Well, it is a new year, and I have decided to take control of this ship. After months of listening to various advisors, and other various captains trying to dictate where we should sail this ship, or what the current topic of discussion should be, I have told them all to fall in line or walk the plank.
That is right, I am the captain of this ship, and I will dictate which way this ship will go. From this point on, we will sail my way, and not be like the other ships.
Now, since I am captain and navigator (my navigator chose the plank), I have grabbed my sextant to plot the course. [Side note, I just had to throw another crew member off for snickering at the last sentence]. My personal favorite course would be to take the second star to the right and sail straight on until morning, but in this case, I don't want my next post to be from neverland. So, I will sail, you just sleep, and I will wake you when we get to our next stop.
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